lunaofthevalley:

Bander-fucking-snatched my wig!

heythereamigodude:

A sexy explicit stefen fic idea list

  1. He is happy
  2. He has a happy ending
  3. He is not sad
  4. Please

hellling:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: People thinks there’s one reality, but there’s loads of them, all snaking off, like roots. And what we do on one path affects what happens on the other paths. Time is a construct. People think you can’t go back and change things, but you can, that’s what flashbacks are, they’re invitations to go back and make different choices. When you make a decision, you think it’s you doing it, but it’s not. It’s the spirit out there that’s connected to our world that decides what we do and we just have to go along for the ride. Mirrors let you move through time. The government monitors people, they pay people to be you relatives and they put drugs in your food and they film you. There’s messages in every game. Like Pac-Man. Do you know what PAC stands for? P-A-C: “program and control.” He’s Program and Control Man the whole things a metaphor, he thinks he’s got free will but really he’s trapped in a maze, in a system, all he can do is consume, he’s pursued by demons that are probably just in his own head, and even if he does manage to escape by slipping out one side of the maze, what happens? He comes right back in the other side. People think it’s a happy game, it’s not a happy game, it’s a fucking nightmare world and the worst thing is it’s real and we live in it. It’s all code. If you listen closely, you can hear the numbers. There’s a cosmic flowchart that dictates where you can and where you can’t go. I’ve given you the knowledge. I’ve set you free. Do you understand? I’ll show you what I mean. Come with me. We’re on one path. Right now, me and you. And how one path ends is immaterial. It’s how our decisions along the path affect the whole that matters, do you believe me?

sesiondemadrugada:

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (David Slade, 2018).

zeeheart:

me picking “kill dad” after finding out he works for P.A.C.S, has been drugging Stephan for a study

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livesunique:

Salon de Musique of Queen Marie Antoinette, 

Palace of Fontainebleau, France

paintingispoetry:

Adélaïde Labille-Guiard, Portrait of Madame de Genlis detail, 1790

(via kelsiline)

backdoorteenmom:

cabbagefuneral:

merry christmas

Producers: Christina pls just sing Merry Christmas

Christina:
MAAAAARRRRR *points* AAARRRR *raises hand* RRRRYY
CHRISTMUUUUUUS YEAH *points*
OH *points* YEAH
OH *points* YEAH
OH *points* YEAH
OHHH *raises hand* OHOHOHOHHOH
MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY
YEEEEAH
OH YEAH-EAH-EAH
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH  Y-EAHAHEAHEAH
TOoooOOOOoooOOO *raises hand to ear* yoooouuuuuoouuu

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